Smack My Ass, The Second Slapping Jalapeno Hot Sauce, 5oz.: The Second Slapping... Green Jalapeno Hot Sauce. Chet was a bad dude, the kinda guy that would hide the dentures from his Grandmother. So it was no surprise when Janice (Chet's wife) slipped some of this homemade hot sauce into Chet's moonshine. After one sip, big Chet fell to his knees and with a tear in his eyes shouted, Well Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally!
Ingredients: Jalapeno peppers, distilled vinegar, and salt.